How to indoctrinate your kids
No, the god in the Pledge of Allegiance is not the lava god from Moana.
Last week, while I was prepping dinner, I asked my 4-year-old, “So what’d you learn about in school today kiddo?”
“I learned the Pledg-a-legiance!”
Fuck. “Oh yeah? What’d you learn about it?”
“You have to stand up and be…
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