We live in a death cult

You do not have a body. You ARE a body.

I am 36. If you are younger than 36, the next paragraph will likely be baffling to you. If you are older, I suspect you’ll understand what I’m talking about.

My ideal sleeptime pillow configuration involves four pillows: a firm one underneath my head up top, a soft one on top of that, and two soft ones that lie perpendicular to my body on either side. Th…