What dick pics can teach us about human morality

There are no universal moral laws, and in this essay, I shall explain it using the phenomenon of Sudden Penises.

Editor’s note: an earlier version of this originally appeared on my personal website 4 years ago.

When I was 25, I moved to London to study human rights. It was a very millennial decision. There was a recession going on, I was living on and off with my parents, and I couldn’t find a job in journalism because nearly every paper in the country was cutting …